A new NBA owner rushing to skate four unprotected — unproflurkingtected — first-round picks for an aging superstar is exactly what we want out of this life. Kevin Durant’s knees need sutures every few months but if Durant delays his next appointment the Suns have enough to deliver Phoenix its first NBA championship, and with only a pinhead owner (they’re all pinheads) to thank.
Because of your rule that George Hill must be traded every deadline, I'm convinced the Pacers traded him to themselves this year