Useless rabbits

I’m typing in rubber thimbles right now, they’re filled with goo. I was supposed to take a few days off from QWERTY because my fingertips are cracked and awful, but then I lost myself in RealGM’s lottery result page and now I’ve learned to type with thimbles filled with goo.

Is a post about lottery odds gone askew relevant? Not in the slightest, but not…