The good NBA teams, ranked

Here is the second set, from the middle to the top, the lower half was ranked on Sunday and you can totally read it for free as well.

We crack jokes and try to analyze the things that matter most. This space is free of television, blog and Twitter chatter, these emails are only influenced by the games themselves.

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Oh, quit whining.


Make it on hoops.

“There is nothing wrong with watching LeBron all over again, especially when he’s doing everything we’ve ever asked.” — Dec. 6.

“Tune into Stu Lantz. He’s worked into our Kent Brockman, minus the hubris, trying to keep one eye on standards and practices while marveling at the mess that the world around him spun into.” — Dec. 16.

“Worrying about the Lakers is impossible to me, I’ve as many misgivings as anyone about the club’s individual scouting reports but I’m also of a century (I purchase compact discs) where I don’t expect every player to be fully formed and super-amazing by the age of 21.” — Jan. 4.

No. 9 in the West, 25-22.


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“The team didn’t fold a collarbone cram into each of its defensive calculations last season, it didn’t get by on grabs and holds and what the referees didn’t see, but the club currently struggles because this year is different.

“More and more inhibitions draw whistles, the Jazz are suddenly among the league’s worst five clubs in stopping the dreaded “eFG” and the little percentage symbol that comes right after that.

“Let ‘em work, I say. The Jazz should be allowed room to come back from this fit of anger. They’ll take a walk in the rain, the answers aren’t gonna to be waiting under the covers when the steps run out but at least Utah will get the inessential voices out of its heads.” — Nov. 17.

No. 7 in the West, 26-21.


Always a reliable watch, even if Kerry still can’t keep up with all those pots.

“Marcin Gortat is not working for this team as lead center, he tries hard and looks to be in the right places (but if you wait a half-second, he ain’t).

“Montrezl Harrell plays the best minutes of the triptych but the team isn’t familiar with his style as a starter yet, same as Montrezl runs with his own thoughts on the subject. Boban Marjanovich is just too good a basketball player to work for long stretches, we want to keep this game fair. “ — Nov. 2.

“Lou isn’t your best passer, he isn’t a point guard, he’s not tall enough to wonder about Ray Allen’s eyebrows and he ain’t fast enough to help you forget that he played with the Hawks.

“Yet we’re all the way here, deep into repeated TNT Thursday nights, and Lou Williams is balling, that, jack.” — Nov. 16.

“Tobias Harris, mostly-superstar. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, dopamine for days. And Montrezl Harrell, well, he’s just set to dunk in some wins for you.” — Nov. 30.

No. 8 in the West, 25-21.


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“Toronto is patient, now. There’s no looming LeBron to ruin a night out, to pull your head back into the pillow after you dared consider wresting its heft and burden right outta bed.

“The Raptors are just gonna work until Toronto gets the shot it likes. Defensively, Raps won’t fret until you’ve shown your hand while dribbling, dribbling, dribbling. There’s so little to worry about now, this entire production won’t eventually end in LeBron James’ lap and this has left Toronto to work within its moment.” — Oct. 31.

“This won’t be a top-heavy show for too long, Siakam, man, it’s growing.” — Nov. 17.

“Kyle Lowry was your fork in the garbage disposal, swirling around and causing sparks and reminding us of the sort of struggle that the Raptors have always been about.” — Dec. 13.

“Toronto coach Nick Nurse prepared for this in summer, early summer, he has the plays and Kawhi has the insight.” — Jan. 2.

Best team in the East, 35-13.


Coach of the Year, without a doubt, but I don’t want to upset Gregg Popovich’s schedule with the promotional and press-related duties that are tied to the honor.

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“The Spurs are improving, the Spurs are damn good, and you can’t turn the ball over against San Antonio and you can’t let this club walk into its three-pointers. You can’t take parts of a play off against the Spurs, you can’t let your incoming paper do the talking, you gotta pay attention on every damn possession in San Antonio.

“The Spurs have quarterly reviews, literal ones. There are chairs, but everyone stands.” — Dec. 27.

“The Spurs tempt you into taking the shots you shouldn’t, I mean, we’re not supposed to be in this part of the forest.” — Jan. 19.

Sixth in the West, 27-21.


Looking forward to Blazer games at night the way I used to look forward to those 11:35 ‘Seinfeld’ re-runs.

“The Trail Blazers take periodic breaks from defense, one performer will overplay and the rest of the cast will remind that (guard) that this is no historic outfit, that there are no 7-foot saviors in place to make that last stupid twirl of yours a memory, only a hard-charging Nurkic. The Blazers are top-ten in D this year, but sustaining that ranking demands serenity from each of the participants.” — Nov. 17.

“(Kevin Calabro.)” — Nov. 29.

“Some old school Stottsisms in this Blazers win, real heap of Stotts Play. Action was slowed but not too slow, defense was good but not too good, Vincent Askew couldn’t have been more than a few feet away (in spirit).” — Jan. 8.

Fourth in the West, 28-19.

Negative birthday time.


I analyze this team poorly because I enjoy watching them so much, for some reason I think the Thunder get warmer when we do.

“Jerami Grant looks like someone who you won’t recognize by the end of spring semester, the man is fun and curious.” — Nov. 29.

“Turns out you’re really going to have to be great against Oklahoma City’s defense, this isn’t a normal team, these won’t be normal games.

“Opponents have to show up ready to execute, mindful that they can’t take the eyes off anything, in every OKC corner lurks a reason (for why they have the ball now).” — Dec. 16.

Third in the West, 27-18.


I want to attend my first Brooklyn Nets game so badly.

“One of those nights where Spencer Dinwiddie finally sits at the booth and immediately spots the missing button that you’d assumed nobody had seen so far, the one under the left collar, you tried to hide it with the way you hung your tie and the hunch that dragged your blazer into this whole fraudulent affair.” — Nov. 17.

“The Nets are going to make a season of it. The team will find a way to manufacture wins out of all this wagon circlin’, anything can happen in this league if you compete.” — Dec. 6.

Sixth in the East, 24-23.


We talk about the Pacers a lot.

“The Pacers are a wickedly confident team, they’ll settle into actions two and a half hours after tip and you’ll wonder why the game stayed competitive for this, damn, long.” — Nov. 10.

Third in the East, 31-15.


This is so messed up.

“The Sixers are a trip north when all you wanted to see was the arrow pointing ‘W,’ this game never felt like it was pulling away and yet there the 76ers stood, all slippery and rain-soaked, slowly being told that Route 6 is far too desolate to hitchhike on.

“The Sixers wear themselves out, over the course of a contest, the team plays too many non-shooters at a time and it stops running plays. You can’t take your eyes off any of it.” — Nov. 2.

“Wilson Chandler cannot jump over a bean and rice burrito at this point.” — Dec. 18.

“You wanted something different, out of this league, let it live a little.” — Dec. 28.

Fourth in the East, 30-17.


You’re gonna miss it when it’s gone.

“‘We’re gonna win a bunch of games,’ Draymond Green reminded the press and also his teammates after this loss, ‘and go win another championship.’

“None of this has ever made life any easier.” — Nov. 16.

Tops in the West, 32-14.


Joel Meyers is a lighthouse, tune into as many Pelican games as you can.

“The visitors encouraged New Orleans to keep the ball outside and the Pelicans played ball with the ball, keeping it outside.” — Nov. 27.

“Julius Randle should make you want to play basketball even though it’s cold and you probably won’t.” — Dec. 6.

“Everyone’s back. The coach has to get them to run on a string defensively, and the coach has to stay quick on his feet when it comes time for the suggestions to develop into performance. Gentry isn’t absent a strong rotation anymore.” — Jan. 19.

No. 12 in the West, 21-25.


Buck broadcaster Jim Paschke called Juan Nieves’ no-hitter and I wouldn’t want anyone else around for what’s happening in Milwaukee right now.

“Nobody had to move Khris Middleton for something bigger, or smaller, Eric Bledsoe didn’t have to retire and Thon Maker hasn’t changed the way your children play basketball yet. Nobody has truly ascended and nothing has really taken off, the Bucks are just this good.

“It is Funn City to watch Milwaukee as a fleeting instance of evolution, as opposed to cleaned-up narrative. Mike Budenholzer has done excellent work editing the excess thoughts of his predecessors, his players work a little smarter this season after everyone grew up a few months. That’s it: Giannis Antetokounmpo isn’t suddenly nailing half his threes.

“There is clarity, though, and the space to perform what you’re good at. That’s all lacking teams ever want from the sideline.” — Dec. 22.

Second in the East, 33-12.


See what happens when you eat green vegetables?

“Denver’s in a drag because Nikola Jokic wouldn’t shoot, the season apparently became a few months old last week and we surely needed something else to worry about in this atmosphere, so the tone knobbed mostly because the Nuggets lost a couple of basketball games.” — Nov. 10.

“Miles escape these Nuggets, though. The team doesn’t take plays off but the air around that aftertaste is no delight, and yet this club cannot overcorrect.

“Even if the Nuggets are missing a piece the whole around that help is gonna to have to stretch together, first, and luckily Denver has a fair cache of available instructions yet to be released. The answers are all there in the game tape, and in the months this club hasn’t met yet.” — Nov. 20.

“So, Jokic has his wind again.” — Dec. 4.

Second in the West, 31-14.


My favorite part of the season so far, tuning into SACTO games with the whip of the opposing team’s broadcast crew attempting to keep up with its new notes, there isn’t anything like it.

Watching a team swell and stumble and spit and sometimes succeed is exhilarating, it’s why I want to do this for the rest of my life, people are always going to be growing up.

The Kings’ ascension is no guarantee of future success, but that’s never been the point in these passages.

“There are so many holes in these Kings, but attitude goes a long way in this league. Wanting to be in Orlando on a Tuesday is half the battle.” — Oct. 31.

“Visualization helps, and the Kings appear to be into that sort of stuff. The team has an idea of where to go with the ball but also enough humility to be delighted when flushes fall like they’re supposed to. It’s really cool to watch this group realize how good it is, or even just how tall they are.” — Nov. 2.

“De’Aaron Fox is turning in one of those ‘Sprewell in ‘94’-seasons, you have to see this guy play.” — Jan. 8.

No. 10 in the West, 24-22.


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