The Second Arrangement

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BtB: NBA is very metal

BtB: NBA is very metal

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Indiana 111, Utah 100

Impressive win for the Pacers. Don’t care. Get to the fight:

Turner and Gobert talked all evening, Turner was hot from outside yet unable to keep Rudy from his occasional Gobert lobber-ooo.

And, yeah, Rudy Gobert pulling Turner down by his shorts is super lame. Don’t get upset over it, this is who Rudy Gobert is and you knew it going in.

Part of remaining an NBA fan is acknowledging the existence of Rudy Gobert in full, and the largest impact in this acknowledgement is using his lameness as a base level for which to judge. Lame Curve, which, I admit, sounds like an electronica duo from Marseille.

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