Boogie Wonderland murders the NBA

DeMarcus Cousins is not the type to sit out inadvertence quietly.

The NBA didn’t rush to his visible toes, ten summertime puppies peeking out of whatever he’s limping around Las Vegas in these days. Nobody hit the man with the contract attention he’d been lusting after since meeting the Maloof brothers back in 2010, DMC coulda waited a few more weeks bu…

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