Behind the Boxscore: Boston flattens in Chicago

The Rockets outstrip the Pelicans and Carmelo Anthony has to cut this out

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!Chicago 108, Boston 85

The Boston Celtics, the NBA’s top defensive team, were without Kyrie Irving. Partially because of this, the top defensive team in the NBA fell and fell hard against the Chicago Bulls of Paul Zipser and The Men Who Drafted Paul Zipser.

Without Kyrie Irving, the defense fell apart. What the hell happened to everythi…

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